Safety pin

At "Wau" hypermart, vegetable section, weighing counter.

Pig : Ah kak, safety pin letak mana?

Kak: Hah apa tu?

Pig: Safety pin? *gesture gesture*

Kak: Hah?

Pig: Pin Pin..... ( what the h**k they call safety pin in BM? )

Kak: Tak ada jual benda macam itu....

Pig : tsk tsk... itu pin... *gesture gesture*

Kak: Oh, situ situ, point northeast direction.

Pig : Oh thank you... ( walk northeast)

Northeast direction is the fish mart. What the.......
Lesson : Should not ask at the vegetable counter. Proceed to Can food area.

Pig: Encik, encik, safety pin letak mana?

Man: Apa pin?

Pig : Safety pin, itu pin.. pin

Man : er........

Pig : tsk tsk tsk... pin bayi punya pin.

Man: Oh...itu....sana sana ( east direction)

Eastern lies the toiletries. Where got they put safety pin near the soaps, syampoos and sanitary pads.....
Lesson : Never ask a man... Proceed to ask promoter at syampoo counter.

Pig: Adik, safety pin letak mana?

Dik: huh...apa?

Pig: Safety pin, itu pin bayi punya pin...*gesture*

Dik: Oh...bayi... sana sana (south direction)

South direction is the baby section
Lesson : There is no safety pins in hypermarts. The closest thing you can get is big as thumb nappy pins.